iPhoneFart is a revolutionary iPhone/iTouch application that enables you to pass
on some class in any situation. On the elevator, bus, conference call or at the
annual board meeting. iPhoneFart allows you to contribute some flatulence finesse,
instantly informalizing any formal moment.
We all know the price of gas is rising - and we feel your pain. That’s why we are
committed to offering iPhoneFart as inexpensively as we can – less than the price
of a burrito.
Yes you could make your own gas for free… but who is going to take out the smell?
Yes this IS childish humor… and we are proud to bring it to you.
Accessing the cutting-edge (and cheese), monumentally earth-shattering flatulation is simple, and requires no consumption of greasy, fried food. Just:
- Buy the Application (supply it)
- Press the Button (apply it)
- Shake the phone ( then deny it)
Features of iPhoneFart include:
- Fart Motion Technology (FMT) - A scientific breakthrough in farting technology - simply shake the phone in 3 axis and discover a plethora of new farts.
- Fartalogue - browse the complete library of over 100 farts, including: Amigo Montoya, the Chewbacca, Baconator, and the infamous Truffle Shuffle.
- Continually growing database of both names and recordings.
- Made in the USA and 99% scent free.
- Flame-retardant and contains no Hydrocarbons or Saturated Fats.
Merchandise
you own the app - now own the gear!
You too can be a "gasman" or "gasgirl" get your gear right here. Take solace in knowing that with each purchase a small portion of the proceeds actually makes it to the developer of the software and the guy righting this very sentance ;) Buy our crap! Seriously... if you don't give us money who will?